Microblogs for Microproductivity

So twitter is out and about. I like the idea of a microblog. That way to save time i could just have have "sitting on my ass" on my clip board and paste it into my updates 19 times a day. To change things up i could sprinkle it with "getting drunk in the garage" and "eating Mac and Chee." And then, on a magical super awesome day, i could maybe put "going to work." But of course, 5 hours later it would be back to "getting drunk in the garage."

This blog is taking new forms as i have an ULTRA part-time job. The difference between part-time and ULTRA part-time is as follows: part-time is around 20 hours a week, when you show up people recognize you, you get a paycheck every two weeks or so, you remember what it is you're supposed to be doing when you show up. ULTRA part-time is: it's possible to be scheduled for 5 hours one week, be completely off the schedule for the next two, and then 12 hours the next week. When you arrive the managers and co-workers say things like "have we met?" or "you still work here?" or "i thought we had a restraining order in place." your paychecks, if you get then, range from $30 to $250, but generally not more. You can clock in and stand in a daze for a few minutes as you recall the general gist of your job duties and responsibilities.

With this job i have much less time to post new blogs, so i apologize for my sporadic performance. That's the second time this week i've had to apologize for that.